Concert Review: AC/DC w/The Pretty Reckless 2025 (Minneapolis MN)

*This is a transcript from my Youtube video concert review*

I am back with another concert review. It's been a while since the last, and this one almost didn't happen. I went to the bookstore last week and a regular there said, “Hey man, are you going to the AC/DC concert?” I'm like, “Yeah, isn't that in a year or something?” and he's replies, “No, it’s this Thursday!” So I had no idea the concert was coming up, so thank you Bob, for reminding me.

My friend Chris that usually goes with me to concerts was, of course, thrilled. He was like, “I can't believe we're going to see AC/DC, but there's just one problem. I have to work that day and they're keeping me after and so I might not be able to get there in time to see the opening act.” I thought, “That’s totally cool. I understand, at least you’ll still get to see the legends.”

The day the show arrives I'm so excited I could barely sleep the night before. I get in my car and GPS takes me through the city in a really weird way, and for some damn reason decides to take me through this protest happening right outside the Walker Art Center. Luckily I still got there in plenty of time so it wasn't really an issue.

I end up splurging a little bit and pay fifty bucks for a really close parking spot. It's the closest I've ever parked to a stadium, literally across the street. So there's just a light rail crossing and then bam, the front doors. 

Security at concerts can be kind of random sometimes. The lady’s like, “Okay, can I just see inside your hoodie?” I rip it open and had my razor blade necklace on. It's not a real razor blade, but you would have thought they would have flinched a little bit to that. She's just like, “All right, cool. Go ahead.” By the way, I wear that necklace in this case because of The Razor's Edge, the AC/DC album with Thunderstruck, but I typically wear it in memory of Pantera’s Dimebag Darrell.

If you've ever been to US Bank Stadium (it’s the huge Viking stadium where I saw Metallica not too long ago) you know that there's like these weird liminal space backrooms thing that you have to go through sometimes to get to certain sections. So I’m completely on the wrong side of the stadium and it takes me forever to finally get to my seat. I have to go down all these escalators and there’s one in particular that seems to take forever and a day to get down. It’s like I’m going down into the depths of hell or something. I joked to myself, “You know, this is kind of ironic because I kept thinking it's a long way to the TOP if you want to rock and roll.”

I have to check myself though, and always remember how lucky I am to be going DOWN to get closer to the better seat section because way back in the day I could never afford good seats like this. So I was usually climbing UP stairs to get to the nosebleeds. I finally arrive and realize that my seating area is part of this whole suite section. Look around and there's like fancy lights over the tables, a bar area, food, they have everything right there.

Made me think back to the old days where we'd see shows at the infamous bubble-topped Metrodome and there was nothing like this available. There were basically troughs in the bathroom to pee in and everything was just gray cement, everywhere cement. So that experience has my expectations very low for concerts to this day. This makes U.S. Bank Stadium a freaking castle in comparison, we’re talking the lap of luxury for us older Minnesota residents with decent memories. 

I get my usual double jack on the rocks and it was $20 which is way cheaper than The Armory (a nearby venue I frequent) where it’s around $35. At least high booze prices keeps you from being “over-served.” From the lobby you just take this little stairway to your seat, my seat’s literally right there, number one, row six, such a great place to get with last minute tickets. Sometimes you truly luck out. I take my seat and feel like I’m in first class on an airplane since there’s so much legroom. You know, even if somebody did walk in front of you, it's like you didn’t even have to stand up to let them by. This is living!

I look around and see the catwalk and get real excited because all I can do is picture Angus Young doing his, you know, signature moves, marching down the walk in his school-boy uniform. 

I look around and just like the Metallica and Taylor Swift concerts, they had extra speakers and lights on the other side of the stadium. So even if you're way out there in the back nose-bleeds, you can still hear and feel everything.

When we saw Metallica and GnR at the Metrodome, it was so echoey for us up in the 3rd level that when Mike Bordin (drummer for Faith No More -the opening band) hit his snare, we didn't hear it till a full second later. It was gross and a bit disorienting. 

I get a few texts from my friend who was going to be late, and I kept thinking it was going to be him saying, “Hey man, I'm on my way, I’m almost there,” but he just kept saying, “Still trying to get out of here.” 

It’s cool to look around and see everybody wearing their concert shirts. Everybody from pretty much all ages are here. Great to see the whole family-vibe happening for these legendary bands. The merch tables are also selling these Angus Young devil horns that light up red and I keep thinking that it’s going to look pretty cool when the lights go out. And I was right. 

I catch the back of one of the t-shirts (by the way, I didn't get one right away because the lines were insane) and I notice that at the top of the list was Minnesota, this very show. I had no idea it was the first show of this leg of the tour. I get excited, but it could be a double-edged sword since it can either mean that the band is really rusty and need a few shows to get into the groove, or it could also mean they're in their best shape because they had all that time off and they could get, you know, pumped up for this one. You never really know what you're going to get on opening day.

Also when it's the band's last show (been to a few of those before too) it’s usually a great performance. You would think the bands would be worn out, but it's almost like they know they're going to get a break after this and just give it their all. It’s amazing the energy rush you can get when you see the finish line. 

The opening band is The Pretty Reckless and I've only heard a few of their tracks. The one thing I really know is that the singer Taylor Momsen is actually the little girl from the Grinch, the Cindy Lou Who character, just blew my mind when I learned that. The lights finally go down. The audience is still trickling in. So the seats are only half-filled and there’s still sunlight coming through the top of US Bank stadium, that’s just the price you got to pay when you're the opening band. They have this heartbeat sound effect that keeps speeding up adding to the tension which is sure to be released once they hit that opening chord. It’s quite effective too, making me, and I could tell everybody else, feel like that rush of anticipation. 

The band takes the stage wearing all black, followed by Cindy, I..I mean Taylor, to whom our eyes were instantly drawn. Since the band's aesthetic is so dark, her long, flowing blonde hair really set her apart. Also, she's not so hard on the eyes which always helps. 

One of the advantages of being the first band of the night is you get the last sound check earlier in the day. So you're going to sound at least as good as you did then, I mean as long as the sound tech didn't mess with anything. So the band already sounds clean and powerful. Yes they could have been a bit louder for my taste, but opening bands typically have to limit their volume as to not out blast the headliner. At least that’s how it’s been for decades. 

They kick into Death by Rock and Roll, one of the few songs of theirs I actually know, and I keep thinking, “For a new band, that’s pretty gutsy to come out with one of your bigger hits.” Usually you want to save your more well-known songs towards the end when everyone has already taken their seats. But then I realize later on (thanks Google) that these guys have actually been around since 2009. So they’re NO amateurs, but I still think of them as a new band. I think that happens when I got older. I think of anyone who wasn't from the 80s or 90s as a “new band.” 

Judging from many other “newer bands” I kept thinking The Pretty Reckless were going to be just another drop D-tuned, riff-heavy, backing track-using band with female vocals. But no way, there's so much more to this group. I mean, the guitarist (Ben Phillips) uses a semi-hollow body guitar and plays some tasty lines and riffs on it to boot. He’s not all about speed for flash (though he can pull that off too) but instead lifts the songs to a new level with a more old-school, melodic approach. I notice that he even does vibrato like Clapton.

There's just this classic element to this “new” band, if you will. When you look at them, you could tell that the three guys in the group have been around, you know, they're a little bit on the experienced side, which gives the project this mature confidence that you feel when you hear them together. Mark Damon (bass) and Jamie Perkins (drums) hold down a heavy rhythm section, can’t say enough about how well they gel. And then of course Taylor just kind of carries it with the vocals (and her beauty….and her talent as well). Okay, I might have a little crush. Geez.

They keep showing the guitarist on the giant screens above, and every time I look up I think how much he reminds me of Snape from Harry Potter. My brain likes to compare things all the time, but I found out I wasn’t alone in thinking the Snape thing. Many others commented how they totally thought the same thing. 

Speaking of comparison, Taylor’s reminding me of a young Blondie, the attitude and just her overall look. Love it. I was also going to say mixed with a little bit of Christina Aguilera, but I feel like Taylor would probably kill me if I did, maybe not though.

They launch into the second song which is (by the way my favorite song by the Pretty Reckless right now) called Since You're Gone. It’s really showcasing the intensity of the rhythm section. The song has this Rage Against the Machine drive to it. Live, there’s a lot more guitar for that main groove, but when I went back and checked out the recording, it’s a lot more just bass and drums. I do prefer the live version with the added guitar, just has this metal hard rock edge to it that I love even more.

One thing that sticks with people, or at least with me, is when the rest of the band is jamming, Taylor doesn't just stand there and watch or play a tambourine or anything like that. She dances, she moves around the stage, and she'll go up by the drummer and do this swanky dance which really holds your attention, not to mention mesmerizes you if you don’t look away every now and again. She rarely leaves the stage during non-singing sections. I think she left just once and that was during Ben’s extended guitar solo.

I keep listening carefully because with a four-piece band, sometimes they'll fill up the sound by adding a backing track of some kind, but there were parts in the songs that would just change tempo so drastically it made me doubt they were following any kind of track. Plus I never heard any sound come out that wasn’t being produced by someone in the band. Once again, a testament to their more classic approach to performing. Everything had a very organic push to it. 

Now I have to hand it to Ben for doing that extended guitar solo. Opening for AC/DC, I think I would fall over dead thinking that perhaps Angus was listening to me from backstage. Holy crap the nerves, but that thought didn’t appear to even occur to Ben as his solo is played with relative ease and confidence. He even stands on the little risers on stage and is really getting the crowd into it. Trust me, this was no boring, long-winded solo where everybody starts looking down at their phones or take the opportunity to hit the restrooms. He keeps our attention, which is kind of hard to do for a guitar solo, but he does it. That's when Taylor disappears for a while and then reemerges with a guitar in hand. I didn't even know she played. Well she DOES play during the final song of the set, but it was only three chords, I guess it still counts. 

You can tell they were really honored to open for AC/DC. She even takes the time to say something about it between songs which goes over real well with us fans of the boys from Sydney.

The band hits their final chord and the crowd shows them as much appreciation that a 3/4 filled stadium can. I just now realize (because I was so caught up in the show) my friend is still missing in action. I look down and see that I got a text from him earlier. It said, “Sorry, man, how much was my ticket?” I'm like, “Oh, great, that means that he's not going to make the show at all and feels bad so he's going to pay me.” I’m trying to stay calm, but inside I’m thinking, “You know what? Tell that boss that you're going to see AC freaking DC and if he doesn't let you go, you're quitting on the spot!” I’m sure he wants to say all that but just has his hands tied in the matter. Oh well. I go out to try to buy a shirt, but the lines (once again) filled up at light speed. Probably should have went during the Pretty Reckless' set, but I blew it. 

By this time, the crew had removed the black sheets that were covering everything that belonged to AC/DC, and all of Pretty Reckless' stuff is already off the stage. All you can see now are amp heads and cabinets lining the stage. I count 21 on each side, plus the huge 8x10 Ampeg bass cabinets, but then there was this tiny drum set, this little DW kit sitting right in the center of the cabinets. I think it’s hilarious that with this kind of setup, you would think there'd be a huge double bass kit with all these toms and cymbals instead, but then I had to remember that this is AC/DC, not Dream Theater. I mean unless it's the Chris Slade era, you know, the Thunderstruck video stuff, I shouldn't expect a giant drum kit.

The lights finally go down and the crowd is buzzing, you could feel it. The lit-up red devil horns are now blanketing the darkness in the rest of the stadium. Almost instantly, they begin playing an intro video comprised of engines roaring and pretty sweet visuals. I thought there'd be a lot more in the intro, but you know, ACDC’s old-school. They're probably just like ”Let's get out there and rock already,” you know?

Typically, I like to guess (or make a bet with my friend WHEN they show up to the gig) of what they're going to play first. I keep thinking it’s going to be Shoot to Thrill, just seems like a killer tune to start with. And I can’t just look up their previous night’s set list because this was the first night of their tour, so everything’s a surprise which is how I prefer it. Looking up the set list is cheating in my eyes. 

Well, I’m wrong, they kick it off with If You Want Blood. So when Stevie Young (by the way, he's the rhythm guitar player and Angus and Malcolm's nephew I believe) starts the opening riff, at first I think there’s something wrong because the guitar sounds overly clean and a bit choppy, but that's just how AC/DC does it. You know, they turn the gain down, but they turn their volume up so it has a lot of punch to it. I can feel his riff hitting me in the chest already and the band hasn’t even kicked in yet. But then I see Angus line up right in front of the catwalk and he’s moving like he’s revving himself up. And I just know what’s coming next. As soon as the band does the big hit and Angus hits the A power chord, he starts doing the march down the catwalk. I get chills. 

Now, being an old-school KISS fan, I feel like they missed the mark on one thing. It’s that there probably should have been some kind of explosion right when the vocals came in. It just would have been perfect. I may have actually fallen over dead from excitement, but I felt like it’s missing just that little extra hit right there, especially when you find out what happens at the end of the concert, but we'll get there eventually. So I’m live streaming for my subscribers (I always do that with the first and last song) but it kind of takes me out of the moment, so I might stop doing that. I still do get to see a lot of the opening song, but I really can’t focus yet on who’s in the band or many other details.

You know, I knew about Stevie, but then I had to do a little Googling for the rest of the band. It’s Chris Chaney on the bass guitar. It's funny because up on that stage (I think he's in his 50s) he looks like a teenager up there. Could be what he’s wearing and his hair and stuff, but I was fooled. I'm like, “Who's this teeny bopper on stage with AC/DC?” Back on the drums is Matt Laug. Of course, he’s laying it down like you'd expect. If you're playing drums for AC/DC, you have to have that inner swing groove or whatever you want to call it.

I think Brian's voice sounds great for the first tune, but when they kick into Back in Black I get a little bit nervous because I'm like, OK now we're going to start getting up into those crazy Brian Johnson registers. I have to say he does really well through Back in Black, you know considering all the years of singing like that. Really has to take it’s toll on a guy’s vocal cords. Plus the fact that he had to take some time off for some hearing issues so you never really know what you're going to get these days with a lot of the older singers still out giving their all. 

He’s masterfully modifying parts, which you have to do at times. Even young guns who attempt to sing Back in Black or Hell's Bells (which I believe is the highest Brian Johnson song to sing) have to do some mods. It’s just a fact of life that as you age you have to either have the band tune down or modify the hard to reach notes. No shame in that as long as you can do it justice. Ann Wilson is really good at doing this too by the way. 

You should see the smile on the guy's face. I mean, I don't know if Brian’s always been this way, but he looks like it’s his last show and he’s just so grateful to be on stage one last time. He and Angus have the energy of musicians in their early 30s. You know how people say the camera puts on 10 pounds? I feel like the concert stage takes off decades with these guys and it’s really apparent tonight. 

There's just a certain gratitude that older musicians seem to have after they've been rocking out all these years (of course they’ve had some bumps and bruises along the way) but they come back to it and it's got to be the ultimate catharsis. I mean Angus is showing no signs of slowing down. He keeps doing the patented run up to the drums, jump, and then they end the song together routine. Matt has to do a really good job watching him, you know, just to hit it on time, but he always hit it, even when Angus took multiple jumps one time to finally end the song. 

Now I'm not going to do what I do for all my reviews and name all the songs these bands play. I'll just put up the set list at the end so you can see for yourself.

After a few songs, they kick into Thunderstruck which is one of my missing friend’s favorite songs of theirs. As soon as it ends I get a text from him saying that he’s finally here and that he’ll get to his seat soon if he doesn’t pass out first from all the rushing and apparently running. The band then plays Have a Drink on Me followed by Hell's Bells. Now Hell’s Bells begins with this giant bell descending from the sky sporting the band’s logo. Pretty epic, but the thing is so loud I can feel my teeth vibrating.

The band kicks in and it's the slow prodding tempo. It occurs to me that the bell hit is off tempo from the music, but I’m not sure if that’s an accident or if it’s actually like that on the album. Anyhow I love it even though, you know, it doesn’t quite sound right to me in the moment. At least it proves that they’re not playing to any sort of click track. I mean, can you imagine AC/DC playing to a click track or backing tracks? It'd be silly and honestly some sort of crime against nature. So the bell hits may be off, but it was loud and awesome, pure rock and roll. And as long as the cannons are in time during for those about to rock, I won’t make another peep about it.

This is the tune I was really worried about for Brian, but he goes down an octave or talks through certain parts and like the seasoned pro that he is, he gets through it. When you're 77 and still powering through a song like Hell’s Bells, well you just got to tip your hat to the guy. I always wondered if Hell’s Bells is one of those songs on the set list that he sees coming up and just dreads. I don't care who you are, every musician has at least one song like that on their list.  

My friend finally shows up. He walks up from the stairway and he's just drenched in sweat.I guess he's been lost in the liminal spaces trying to get to his seat. 

Oh I forgot to tell you that when they played Demon Fire, I took it as my chance to run out and finally get a shirt. So I'm running up the escalator (I‘m one of those people now) and I ended up getting a shirt that I didn't want because they said they were out of that style in my size. That one had Angus and Brian on the front, just white and black. So I ended up getting my second favorite shirt, which ended up being 50 bucks as well, but I wasn't going to complain, I was just happy to get one at all and it did have Minneapolis on the back and everything. 

I love during Highway to Hell when they put the flame filter on all the screens.The whole place looks insane. I mean, we have the fire on the stage, we have the catwalk, and then we have all these people wearing the red horns. It’s just this crazy hellscape, if you will.

The audience is of course chanting along to Dirty Deeds as well as most of the other legendary choruses. Angus then kicks into the solo and goes down the entire length of the catwalk. I keep thinking that even at the age of 70, this guy is moving around like a crazed youngster. Couldn’t help but feel a bit of concern, not exactly for him, but for Brian. Every once in a while he’d be drenched in sweat and would sometimes grab his own chest. But it turns out he just does that all the time, just one of his stage moves…to my relief.  

So during Dirty Deeds, I take some pictures and text them to my friends who are HUGE lifelong AC/DC fans. I'm like, “Check it out! I'm at the concert!” almost in a gloating fashion (jokingly of course). I had to bust out laughing when the replies were like, “I'm here too duh, you think I wasn't gonna see my favorite band?” We all kind of have this feeling like it could be our last time to see them. Hopefully not. 

Speaking of the stage taking decades off musicians, it also happens in the crowd. The couple that are right in front of us look like they’re on the older side. I hate to call people old, but they have gray hair and their share of miles on their faces. Well, during all the setup, the lady was real calm and everything, but the second AC/DC kicked in, it was like she transformed back into a teenager. The entire time she's dancing, head-banging, throwing her arms up like one of those inflatable tube dancers. I kept thinking, man, I wish I had HER energy. That's the raw power of music though. Like a familiar scent, it brings you right back to an earlier time in life, usually a good time. It's like, if you could put that in a pill, man, you would be rich. Please don't do that though. 

I keep looking at Stevie's guitar because I'm like, that looks a lot like Malcolm's guitar. Turns out it was actually gifted to him from Malcolm, his uncle. That has to be pretty incredible to play your uncle's guitar on stage, playing his music in front of this kind of crowd. I know I’d have constant goosebumps.

They keep doing a closeup on Angus's face and I keep thinking how strange it is that he looks a lot like Jimmy Page blended with like David Gilmour. It's just this look that he has now. It's almost like the three legends morphed into one body or something. Sorry, had to mention it.

It isn’t until they play Whole Lotta Rosie that I actually shed a tear. Surprises me getting emotional but, you know, you grow up hearing a certain band your whole life and all of a sudden they're doing it in front of you. You would think that it would be the last song I'd get emotional to (since it’s such a high-paced rocker), but I look at Angus and my mind flashes back to some older footage when he was a lot younger and playing it like even more of a madman. I can’t help but superimpose his younger-self over what I’m seeing right here on stage and realizing that he has dedicated his whole life to doing this. It just got a bit overwhelming and I couldn’t hold back. A real sacred moment if you will. Of course, the Angus of young would fall on the floor and do the circles, whereas that probably wouldn't happen today. Maybe it will. I'm not saying it won't ever happen, the tour is still young, pardon the pun. 

Oh man, they kick into Let It Be Rock and I can not believe it. I did a whole video on how hard it is to play that song on drums all the way through. There's live footage, by the way, of Phil Rudd playing that faster than the recording and for a longer time. It's just insane. Chris Slade pulled this off as well. It's just like a drummer’s endurance test. Make it through the song without falling over dead and you got the job! 

Thought it was so funny that this is the song that Angus decides to do an extended guitar solo. I keep looking at Matt because he started off really strong, you know, doing the eighth notes and everything and looking very energized. And then after like 10 minutes, I might be exaggerating, but I hear the hi-hat switch to more of a do—do do do—do do pattern, so he’s missing a few of the hits most likely to save his forearm. I do not blame him one bit. First day of the tour and you're playing Let There Be Rock at full speed for like 15 minutes. Have mercy! But the tempo is solid through the whole thing and he makes it to the finish line. So once again (I feel like I'm just kissing everybody's ass) but it was THAT impressive.

Angus takes the catwalk yet again. I think he’s the only one who went down the catwalk (not even Taylor dared), but he goes down and I notice there’s a circle in the middle at the end and there’s a little fencing around it that you had to step over. I'm say to my friend Chris, “Oh, okay, check this out!” cause I have a feeling I know something big was about to happen. It begins to rise up.

I have flashbacks of old KISS concerts where they go so far up I’d worry about the safety of the band members. Now this doesn’t happen here. It only goes up like 10 feet and then it quickly comes back down. But while it was up there, Angus falls to his back while soloing. My earlier prediction was wrong, he DOES fall down and kinda does circles. All of a sudden confetti just explodes everywhere. Quite the sight. The KISS fan in me really wanted to see it go higher and have like, you know, explosions coming off of it, and maybe flames shooting out the sides, but I'm sure that could be a liability. 

After all that, Angus does something else quite impressive (if you're older, you know that how hard this can be). He's laying on his back and he gets up to his knees without using his hands and then stands up. Might not sound like much, but try it if you're older and see if you can do it easily, let alone in front of a whole stadium of people on a platform that's actually going downward at the same time. 

So the guitar solo continues and suddenly the stage looks different. They put up some visuals of like Marshall stacks and it looked like there was a billion amps on the stage. Angus goes to the top tier behind the drummer and goes nuts, still shredding. He went for such a long time that some people were kind of thinking, “You know, this is a bit much.” *I read this in other reviews the day after the show* But you have to remember that it’s Angus freakin’ Young and it might be the last chance we get to see him do his thing. You never know. Sorry to be so morbid but it’s true. 

As far as the encore goes, I thought they were going to come back and play TNT, It’s a Long Way To the Top, and For Those About To Rock. 

Well, I was pretty much right, except they did not play It's a Long Way To the Top. I had forgotten that they retired the song after Bon’s death. But they did play the other two songs. 

During For Those About To Rock (as expected and anticipated) the cannons come out from the back from seemingly out of nowhere. I recall the video for this song that I saw as a child and never dreamed I’d experience the band, the song, AND the cannons in real life. 

Also, I never realized how heavy that song was until hearing it live right here and now. The hairs on my arms are practically singeing. The whole intro is just this filthy, plodding, grungy, sludge rock and we are loving every second. When it really kicks in and Brian shouts, “FIRE” the cannons hit hard, loud, and on time. Incredible.

Now sadly, I don't remember too much of the very, very end because they shot off these fireworks on either side and they just kept going and going. I looked and I couldn't really see the band anymore. So I'm like, “All right, let's head out,” because people were already starting to come down the stairs and I'm like, “The exit’s right there. Let's just go now.” I really wanted to do the “last look back” and see them waving or bowing or something, but my view was filled with exiting spectators. I'll probably regret that moment forever. 

So as we're walking out, I see that there's still a t-shirt vendor open and I go up and I ask them if they have any of the shirt I actually wanted in my size. I was just going to buy it. She's like, “Yeah, we have a medium, here you go.” On a whim I asked, “Hey, can I exchange the shirt I have for that one?” She said yes! So remember, you can do that. At least I think you're allowed to at most venues. Don’t quote me though. 

The shirt didn’t end up fitting me too well. It's one of those t-shirts that kind of rides up too high in the front and chokes you. So that's a bummer, but once again, I'm not going to complain. I just did though. Okay, time to end this.

It'd be really stupid of me to rate this like something out of 10, but since I was wearing my Spinal Tap Nigel Tufnel skeleton shirt at the concert, I will give this one an 11, obviously. But I'm so grateful once again to Bob for telling me about the show, to get the chance to see this legendary concert, and that my friend eventually made it. At least he saw three quarters of it, which is still totally worth it. And finally I'm grateful for everybody for reading this review. This one was a lot of fun to do.

Since the tour is just starting, there's still time to get tickets if they're coming around. I totally recommend checking them out. And let me know in the comment section if you've ever seen AC/DC live and if you're going to see them this time around because it seems like a lot of people are. See ya! (Set list below) SPOILERS!

This Rockumentary Both Tempted AND Terrified Me as a Kid!

“We are not role models for your life.” -Lizzie Grey (guitarist for London)

Hey everybody, it's Mike here from The Art of Guitar. I got the idea for this video while I was filming lesson videos because in the background, I like to play old VHS tapes. It's just something that kind of gives me like this nostalgic comfort. And I found myself playing this one quite a bit, it’s the Decline of Western Civilization Part II, the Metal Years. And the reason why it's kind of weird that I use this as my comfort movie in the background is because when I first saw it, I think I was around age 12, it terrified me in a way. It intrigued me, but it also scared me. That almost scared me off of the idea of wanting to be in a band altogether. If you've seen this before, you know what I'm talking about. But if not, just follow along and I think you'll probably agree.

It opens with somebody doing a pick slide in the background. So it's a perfect intro, but they show this dark stage with somebody walking around pumping stage fog all around it. It was so weird to see someone doing it by hand because nowadays we have, you know, more high-tech machines to do that. So this documentary really covers about a six month span starting in August of 87. And that was such a huge time for glam rock or hair metal. People usually hate it when I say hair metal. That genre was huge. I mean, Guns N' Roses had just come out with Appetite for Destruction a few months before that.

And who better to start off this whole documentary but Gene Simmons. He basically said, you know, it's not just us, it's not just the music, but half the equation is the fans. So we salute you. And then the camera pans down this line. I think it's people waiting to get into one of the clubs. And you see all these metalheads excited, just standing there waiting to get into the show. And they're all wearing these old t-shirts I remember seeing back in the day. And nobody's on a cell phone, of course, back then, they just look alive. Of course, you had a couple of people mooning the camera because back then that was a big thing for some reason. It was never like a pretty lady. It was always just like these dudes being goofy, you know. But I guess the girls were known for flashing other things.

We had a dubbed copy of this, by the way. So I didn't even have the cover to see Megadeth in the front. And I couldn't read the back to see all the bands that were going to be on it. So as soon as I saw the title section, I was really amazed that there weren't just these B-level bands in this documentary. We're talking top A-listers too. And then yes, you had the lower tier bands like London and Seduce. I thought that really rounded off this documentary because if you just had the bigwigs, that's fine. But it's really cool to also hear about the scene from the people that didn't quite make it big. Hearing from those bands were actually some of my favorite moments to tell you the truth. You don't want to dismiss these groups just because they never made it huge. I mean, a lot of people that did make it big came from or through those bands.

The first thing my 12-year-old eyes noticed was all the huge hair. Now I was kind of used to it at the time because my sister had big hair and all her friends. But as far as my circle of friends, we didn't have any of that going on. So to see it right from the heart of LA, like right in the center of it all was pretty mind-blowing. I mean, even the little kids had the crazy hair too.

They also cut to this probation officer, I think she was, named Darlene. She was kind of the antithesis to everybody else in this documentary. She was kind of the buzzkill, if you will. And it's great that she was in this documentary because it really showed the contrast of what was going on at the time. So you had the crazy musicians and the fans, and then you have this probation officer talking about the dangers of Satanism and symbolism. So not only did this Darlene lady add some contrast to the rest of the documentary, but she also gave it sort of a Spinal Tap vibe.

Now, because this documentary is working with musicians, you have a lot of creative types. So it was really cool to see that everyone they interviewed had sort of a different situation going on, a different setting. Lemmy was out on top of a hill somewhere. Alice Cooper was on stage with all these mannequin parts around him and a noose, it was pretty wild. And then you have Paul Stanley, of course, he's in bed with groupies. Oh, I almost forgot, Gene Simmons is in a lingerie store.

There's a lot of great Lemmy quotes in this doc, and one of them was when he was standing on top of that hill smoking and he said, “Which has always been the mark of good rock and roll. If your parents don't like it, it's good.”

The next scene, they go back to Paul, but this time they pan out, showing that he's not just with one groupie in bed.He's laying with three. This really planted a seed in my young brain at the time. And I just equated being a rock star with doing THAT. So it's crazy how this film draws you in and then it terrifies you later.

They had Steven Tyler and Joe Perry being interviewed and they just look like they're at some restaurant or something and they seemed real chill, but this is right after they decided to get sober. On the opposite end of that, you have Ozzy who's in his kitchen. You know, it's the blonde tipped, crazy spiked haired Ozzy, in his kitchen in a robe cooking breakfast while they're interviewing him.

So there's a lot of cock talk in this doc. I had to put that in there. Now I'm wondering, is it Penelope or Phoebe? Hold on. I guess I can just look at the box. Penelope, Penelope Spheeris, sorry. And she was talking to Bret Michaels and Bobby Dahl and she goes, okay, I know all the ladies watching wanna know this, and Bret Michaels right away goes, “16 inches. No, no, no. Combination all four, we're four a piece.” And then they cut to Dave Mustaine saying, “It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.”

Penelope would ask a blanket question and they would show the answers from all the different artists. I thought that was a really great idea. So one time she asked, what is a headbanger? Because back in the day, that was a huge term for the fringe people. When I was in school and I was just becoming like a freak, if you will, they called us all headbangers. The first guy just starts banging his head. The next guy who might not have been the smartest guy in the world from some of his answers, but he's like, “It's like a guy who goes in front of the stage and head bangs his head.” Another guy was more serious. He's like, “It's someone who will die for their music. A true rivet head.” I've never heard rivet head before. So that was new. Probably some California lingo or something. And of course, Gene said, headbanging, we're more into gangbanging. I love how Lemmy took credit for it too. And he's probably right. He's like, “I think we started that.”

So there were a lot of the bands in the documentary that were actually playing that night. So they had all the singers from each band read this disclaimer before they played, and it was kind of uncomfortable watching them try to be serious. “Attention everybody! Attention you creatures from another planet.” They would stumble on their words. “Face that, you might be advised that I'm f***ing up.”

The first band that plays is a band called Lizzy Borden and I did hear about them growing up. So they had some success because people do know their name, but they were playing a cover of Born to be Wild. ♪ We are born to be wild.♪ And that blew me away at the time that I saw it because I didn't realize bands had to play cover songs so much. I mean, to fill a whole night, sometimes you had to do that. You had to play a lot of covers cause he didn't have enough originals. So for that to be the very first song in the documentary, as far as being performed on stage, I thought that was pretty wild…Born to be Wild.

I had this nostalgic rush of old school gear, just watching them play on stage. Everything from the red cymbals, which you don't really see very much anymore, to the guitars that they had. You'll notice that if you saw my collection, I have a lot of guitars like that. I think it's the influence of this movie and that whole time period. It was really great to see the stage lighting because back then it was all real. It was bulbs, no LEDs going on. So everything felt real organic to me.

I kind of shuddered a little bit when the singer for Lizzy Borden started throwing popcorn all around the stage because I thought, man, the club is going to hate them for that. I thought back to when we used to play with a band called The Regime. Sometimes they would have a concert and we would play the next night and they wouldn't clean up till the next day. So we'd get there and there was smells of vomit and bad cologne and beer. And the monitors would be covered with plastic because they were anticipating just a crazy night with these guys. And that's all understandable and rock and roll, but I mean, popcorn, come on.

After their set, the band goes backstage and they're dumping beer on each other, just like they won the World Series or something. I didn't know if they were really doing that for the camera or if that's what they actually do after the show. I don't think they would waste beer like that though. They were asked, what would happen if you guys never make it? And I liked their answer because they said, “You know what, even if we don't make it, we had a great time trying.” If you think about it, that's more than a lot of people can say. So even though they didn't make it to the highest realms of music, they still have those memories and they can always say they lived through that.

Now, speaking of high-level bands, they interviewed Poison and Bret Michaels in particular was real, like on a different level, I would say. He seemed serious, but he also joked around, but he really seemed like he was business-minded, like he was more professional, if you will, than a lot of the other people they interviewed. And then on the flip side of that, they would cut to C.C. and Ricki and they were just laughing the whole time pretty much. But even though they were joking quite a bit, there was still this air of professionalism with those guys. And if you really pay attention through the whole documentary, you see a lot of people that you've never heard their names before, and they're talking about partying all the time and being crazy and wanting to be huge rock stars. You gotta wonder if just those mindsets are what held them back at times.

They cut to a scene where this band is passing out flyers. And that was such a big thing. I don't know if it's still a thing anymore with the internet, you don't really have to flyer as much, but we used to go to Kinko's and we would make flyers and we couldn't afford color copies, so we would always get black and white. But if we were feeling really crazy, we would splurge for the color paper. And I remember there was like flyer wars, just like they show in the documentary where they talk about people putting their band over the top of your flyer, or you'd hand somebody a flyer and they'd walk a few feet and just crumple it up and throw it away. That stuff happened all the time. Lots of littering back then. But the guy made a great point when he said, you know, when you walk up to a girl with a flyer, she looks at you and acts different towards you versus if you just go up and say, “Hey, what's up?”

They asked everybody what their day jobs were and this was really intriguing to hear because one of the guys said, Mrs. Fields cookies. A lot of them said that they just didn't wanna work so they didn't have a day job. That's a typical musician answer. One lady said a legal secretary, which could come in very handy in the music business. And then the lady in the documentary that I had the biggest crush on said that she worked for the LA school district. You know what's sad? I never learned her name either or what band she was with. So if anybody out there can help me out, I'd appreciate it. Not that I'm gonna stalk her or anything.

Now we finally get to one of the most iconic parts of the documentary, and that is Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P floating in the pool drunk with his mom sitting next to him. They only tease us at first, but later on they go pretty in depth with him.

When asked about wearing makeup the drummer from Vixen said, “It's a turn off for me to kiss a guy that's got redder lipstick than I do.” Bret Michaels replied, “The older we get and the uglier we get, the more makeup we gotta put on. You know what I'm saying? It gets worse. It doesn't get any better.”

Of course there was the opposite of the glam look and a lot of people in this documentary rebelled against it. One of them was Dave Mustaine who said, “Yeah, we never really got into the makeup thing.” I'm just trying to picture him wearing makeup actually. And then of course Steven Tyler, you know, sings dude looks like a lady.

Then they cut to a stage where a band is being introduced and they're actually being introduced by Ricky Rackman, if you remember him from MTV. But he was announcing Faster Pussycat. Now this is huge because this is a couple of years before they break huge. I mean, my very first concert was Kiss Hot in the Shade Tour and Faster Pussycat played second. First it was Slaughter, then Faster Pussycat, then Kiss. And when I saw them, they had already released House of Pain, I believe. So they had a huge hit on their hands. But in this documentary, it's a few years before that. So they're kind of down and out, even though they're a big deal in LA, but they're talking about how poor they are.So they paid their dues till they finally got their hits. So it's kind of cool to see all that pay off.

On here I wrote, uh-oh, first nudity at 25:51. And that was a big deal for me back then when I was 12 years old watching this, you know, coming of age, seeing this and being like, hmm, maybe I will get into music. Remember, we had no internet back then. So we took what we could get.

Watching Steve and Joe is like watching an old married couple talk, just the way they go back and forth, it's hilarious. But they're asking about their influence and how they felt about other bands kind of copying them. And they made a good point. They're like, a lot of people copy your attitude, but nobody really sounds like Aerosmith except us. Do you get mad if a band copies your style? Lemmy: “No, good luck to them. Maybe they'll do something we can copy later.” Paul Stanley said that it was a sincerest form of flattery, which I like. Ozzy admitted that they're all thieves. Nobody is original. And then Alice Cooper seemed a little bit jaded about it. He was just like, yeah, we have people that pretty much imitate what we do. And I don't want to mention them, but I'll say their initials. And I'm wondering, is it MC or W-A-S-P possibly?

They really focused in on this band called Seduce. Now this is one of those bands that never quite broke big, but they had a lot of great characters in this band. For some reason, they're all driving these classic cars, which I thought was funny because later they talk about the struggle of not having money, but they open with all of them driving some really insane classic car. You could tell that they were all a little bit jaded, like they've been doing it a while and they've just never quite caught wind in their sails. There's a lot of black Les Pauls in this documentary. The guitar player for Seduce has a really cool looking one. I just love the way it looked. I think three different guitar players in the documentary had a black Les Paul with gold hardware. Hold on, I'll grab mine real quick. So guitar player from Seduce, thank you for planting that seed in my head.

Then of course, the topic of groupies came up. Lemmy actually admitted that he started playing music for girls. Ozzy talked about the time he toured with KISS and that there'd be girls lined up in the hallways for KISS only. AHe was wondering, you know, “What's wrong with me? I'm trying to pull the stragglers, you know.” But I got a huge kick out of when they asked Paul Stanley a question and it completely left him speechless, which you rarely see. Penelope, I believe she was the interviewer the whole time, was like, “Would you ever fall in love with one of your groupies?”

One of the best edits of the movie is they float in this clip of the guy from Seduce saying, “Yeah, one time Paul Stanley gave me some advice. He said, if you want your band to succeed, you have to like leave the girls at home” or something like that, or “kick out all the women,” and then they cut back to Paul Stanley in bed with three ladies. Now in Paul's defense, I'm sure on their way up, you know, the early struggling days, they had less time for the ladies.

It was great hearing from the female rockers as well because I never thought of it, but one of them said, “Yeah, I mean, we have our groupies too.” She's like, “Yeah, guys take advantage of us, but we can also take advantage of the guys.” I'm like, oh yeah, that's true. Some of the guys talked about how their groupies actually supported them financially because you're broke, you're in a band that's barely making it. And just to have somebody walk in with groceries or a place to crash was such a huge deal and really sustained a lot of bands back then.

Of course, this is 1987, so the topic of AIDS came up and it was really weird to see everyone talking about it and dancing around it a little bit. Like they knew in the back of their head that they were worried about it, but they didn't really let the fear of that show too much. It's like it got in the way of their fun time so they didn't even want to really address it.

Okay, the next band that they really focused in on was a band called London. I didn't know this, but a lot of famous musicians came from that band or originated the band. I guess Izzy, Axl, and Steven Adler from Guns N' Roses were in the band. Nicky Sixx was a founding member, I guess and then he was replaced by Blackie Lawless in London as well. And I believe Fred Courey from Cinderella was also a band member at one time. So this is one of those bands that, you know, it's like a farm for future rock stars. They even joked about it. “It's like we get somebody in the band and as soon as they leave, they become rock stars.”

You would think the band would be really, really jaded, but they all had this real bubbly sense of humor, especially the guitar player. He's probably my favorite musician in this whole documentary. They showed the band on stage playing and these guys couldn't catch a break. You know, they have a song called Russian Winter and before they kicked into it, the singer held up flag and he tried to burn it with a lighter and it wouldn't start on fire for a long time. When it finally did, he like threw it at the drummer and this concussion bomb goes off. They were talking about how before the concert, they were making it and they wanted to just be insane for the documentary, I guess. So they made it really powerful.And I had this really bad feeling like, man, I wonder if anybody knew what they were doing because you have four musicians building this concussion bomb basically. And when it goes off, it's pretty insane. It's like a Keith Moon type who incident. They just didn't have the regulations back then. But then after their set, they all jump into this truck camper and I felt really claustrophobic thinking of five guys just jumping into this vehicle and touring the country. It had to have been pretty hairy at times.

Okay, now they start talking to Ozzy a little bit more. And like I said, he's in his kitchen making breakfast, cooking eggs, bacon, spilling the orange juice.And it was kind of a preview in a way to their future reality show, The Osbournes, just to see Ozzy in his home doing his thing, normal people things.

Now they flash back to that Darlene lady, the parole officer. She's overly serious when talking about this thing called de-metaling the teenagers, where I guess they all had to go to a camp. I think it was like a Scared Straight-type thing where these metalheads would go and get de-metalized. It's kind of a hilarious thing to imagine. So they're patting down these guys, looking for weapons, taking off their jewelry. They always had the spiked bracelets and necklaces and everything. And then they show Darlene in her office or whatever talking about the bracelets and being like, yeah, the spiked bracelet is dangerous because of this and that. And I had to laugh because now that I'm older and I'm watching it, I'm like, you know what? Out of all the crazy people in this documentary, I bet you she is the wildest one behind the scenes, if you know what I mean. I'm like, what do you do with all those spiked bracelets and necklaces that you confiscate?

I'll kind of just skim through the Bill Guzzari modeling contest or whatever this is. But what's funny is I guess the guy was helping out the band Odin. Maybe he was financing them or something, but he was really into them. He thought they were going to be huge. And the band thought that as well. So they come out and their singer's kind of like this pretty boy. You know, he's got the fake hair metal voice going on. ♪ “I can't stop the burning smoke that I see.” ♪ He sounds good, but you can just tell it's being forced a little bit. And he's wearing these assless chaps, which is funny because he didn't really have an ass. Now I'm not ripping on him. I mean, this is coming from a fellow ass-less chap, if you will. But it gave me hope that maybe I could wear those someday.

They were actually a really great sounding band, but afterwards they interviewed them in a hot tub. And, you know, the singer was talking about being depressed and almost like, you know, offing himself at one time. But the singer kept talking about, you know, I want to be like the next Jim Morrison or Robert Plant. He just had these huge dreams for himself. And the lady would be like, “What if you don't make it?” And he's like, “It's going to happen.” It kind of tore up my heart a little bit watching it recently, because I know that he never did make it big, even though he really aspired to, which is sad because he did seem like a genuinely decent guy. And having stars in your eyes and all that stuff is what's needed to propel you, obviously. You could tell from the people that did succeed, but this guy seemed a little more delusional in a way. I wonder if it's because a lot of people were feeding the dream into him, like reinforcing his delusion.

Anyway, it reminded me that you have to have some delusion in your dreams, because if we were all really rational, I don't think anybody would try for anything. Everything would just seem too out of reach. So you need that delusion to help fuel you. But I think a lot of the bands had too much of that. So instead of having one foot in reality and one foot in dreamland, they had both feet in a hot tub in dreamland, if you will.

Now we go back to Chris Holmes floating in his pool with bottles of vodka. At the time I believe the scene because he had this bottle of vodka and he was pouring it over his head. I had never had vodka when I was 12. So I was just like, whoa, this guy's hardcore. But as I got older, people were speculating, was that real? Because if you pour vodka into your eyes like he did, you would be screaming. You'd fall off your floatable into the water, chlorinated water, just to wash the vodka out of your eyes. And he's just pouring it over himself.So I don't know if that was real, but it's Chris Holmes so it very much could have been real. I don't know.

But it was really sad though to see his mom sitting, you know, on a lawn chair next to him. And she had this look in her eyes. She had these sad eyes, if you will. But she tried to keep smiling through them. And just the stuff that was coming out of Chris's mouth, you know, he really did seem drunk, but he just had some classic lines. “I'm 29. I'm what they call an old f**k.”

Penelope started asking him pointed questions like a psychologist. Eventually he just kind of mumbled out, “I just don't like who I am,” and then he like tried to avoid the rest of the questions and fell into the water. “Being who I am is like, you're what?”

And then the lady just asked, you know, do you have any advice for up and comers? To, you know, all the musicians. And Lemmy said, “Go for it, man.I did. Just run it up a flagpole and see who salutes it.” Another great line. But when they asked Dave what his advice would be to anyone trying to get into the music business, he said this, “Don't!”

I got so excited during this part of the documentary early on because In My Darkest Hour is my favorite Megadeth song. They show him recording In My Darkest Hour, but he's like smoking at the same time. So I'm not sure if that was legit. Maybe. Of course, Dave Ellefson was there, but they also had Jeff Young at the time and Chuck Behler, I think that's how you say his last name. But as we all know, Jeff and Chuck would soon be fired from the band and they would get Marty Friedman and Nick Menza for the whole Rust in Peace-era.

The end is wild because it's supposed to be live or whatever but it looks very staged, and I don't know if they were really playing the song and then they pasted the real track over the top of it, or if they were like playing along to the track while they're on stage. People are stage diving. It's just chaos. Some of the most iconic shots are in this part. They show Dave from below headbanging and wearing his RIP shirt. By the way, that was a magazine, RIP magazine. It was kind of a big deal at the time, but strangely, it also could be the acronym for Rust in Peace, kind of a foreshadowing of what was to come. I know it wasn't that, but that's just where my brain went.

At the very end, when they were rolling the credits, they were doing some B-roll, I guess they call it, of the interviews. And they showed the singer from Odin, the guy who wanted to be Jim Morrison or whatever. And the lady asked, it's been a while, have you guys made it big yet? And he said something like, it's getting close, very close. That's kind of the delusional swan song of a lot of musicians, when they know that they're nearing the end but they still have that little bit of hope that it's right around the corner.

Anyhow, after seeing all that and being 12 years old and just getting started with guitar, it both freaked me out and almost kept me from wanting to be in a band because of everything I saw, but it also pulled me in to all the benefits and all the awesome things that can happen if you do join a band. Okay, everyone, let me know if you've seen this documentary and your thoughts on it. There are other ones too. They have like the original ones, I think a punk documentary, and I might check those out sometime too. But this is the one that stands out. This is the one that shaped my life the most. And I'm sure a lot of other musicians out there too. Okay, thanks everyone. We'll catch you at the next video.

Realizing Most of my Childhood was a LIE! (Movies, TV, Music, and more!)

So the talk of the town lately has been about this certain Instagram guitar player who got busted, you know, stealing licks and miming guitar parts, I believe. And it's kind of funny because it didn't really phase me too much. I realized it's because when I grew up, pretty much everything was fake.

By that I mean everything seemed to be manufactured, you know, enhanced, exaggerated, or, you know, even outright deceiving. Little did I know that learning about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy were just two little things in a very long line of heartbreaks and disappointments waiting for me. I mean, what's next? Are you going to tell me that DJs don't actually talk in that voice? Or that four out of five doctors actually don't prefer camel cigarettes. Now, don't get me wrong, I know a lot of these things serve a purpose, and now if I look back with my rose colored nostalgic glasses, I get a good feeling from a lot of it.

But I'm afraid that the fakery leached into my life way longer than it should have. Let's begin with movies. Now I could talk about all sorts of movies that I watched as a kid.

But for me, especially it was martial arts movies that really deceived me. I was just this wide-eyed kid thinking everything I saw on the screen was possible. And I really believed that if you knew karate, you could kick like 20 guys asses at once.

And I never really even noticed that they were coming at my favorite action heroes one at a time. So whether it was Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee, I never thought about, “Hey, they never just bull rush the guy.” I thought I could actually be a stealthy ninja back when I used to watch old Sho Kosugi films, you know, like Enter the Ninja, Revenge of the Ninja, Ninja Three, The Domination, one of my favorites.

Swear to God, there's actually an exorcist scene in that movie. And by the way, that is Special K from Break-In. Still have a crush on her.

Well, I begged my dad to take me to this martial arts store called Rising Sun here in Minnesota. I ended up getting a ninja uniform, an actual sword. It wasn't sharpened.

But then I got some ninja stars. I had everything, even the crazy boots with the slit toe. I would sneak around my neighborhood at night.

I am so lucky I didn't get shot or bitten by a dog or something. But all of that came crashing down the day I thought I could hide out in the woods. So I climbed up a tree and this guy walked by with this vicious dog.

And the dog started going crazy and trying to claw at the tree. The guy comes up and he looks up at me and I'm just like, “Sorry about that.” And I climbed down in total shame and walked away and never put on a ninja uniform after that again.

If I would have been a real ninja, I would have thrown a smoke bomb and done a backflip out of the tree and disappeared.

And don't even get me started on pro wrestling. As a really young kid, we used to watch AWA on Sunday afternoons. And then I graduated onto WWF eventually. I remember programming our Betamax player to record WrestleMania Three. And I had to go to bed not knowing what happened. But when I woke up the next day and saw that I actually was able to tape it, I was in heaven. So when I eventually learned that it was scripted, by the way, I'll never say it's fake, because I know how much you know, those guys actually put their bodies through. But it really hurt me because in my brain somewhere, I still believe that it was true.

And then of course, growing up when I did, we were just inundated with TV commercials. You know, we'd get up and watch Saturday morning cartoons. And I didn't realize that all that was really about advertising to children so that we would beg our parents to buy these, you know, cereal brands or whatever.

You know, you watch these commercials, and everyone seems happy, everything's wonderful. And then you kind of look at your home life, and you're thinking, why is it my home like this all the time, and then they would hit you with a slogan that basically sticks with you the rest of your life. I mean, I can remember slogans from when I was really young.

“You've always been able to have your whoppers your way.” So you had, you know, all these actors smiling, looking happy to be, you know, pushing you into something that'll make you into an alcoholic or a diabetic someday. But I have to admit, there is one McDonald's ad that almost scared me off of McDonald's forever. It's the one where he's ice skating. I don't know if you've seen this one before. But it's terrifying. It looks like something straight out of a Stephen King movie.

Maybe I was especially naive. But I remember really thinking that the TV show, especially the sitcoms, I believe the characters were real people. So I always thought like Bill Cosby was this awesome dad. I thought I could, you know, eventually go on a date with Kimberly from Diff’rent Strokes. And I remember being really jealous of Ricky Schroeder from Silver Spoons because he had, you know, that train set, and he also had arcade games in his bedroom.

I was legitimately jealous for a fictional character on a screen. Now, if somebody would have flown me to Hollywood and shown me the actual sets, I bet you I would have had this Neo from The Matrix moment and like threw up when I realized that my whole life has been a lie.

I mean, this stuff was hardwired into our nervous systems at a young age, because my mom would watch reruns of Little House on the Prairie, and I actually thought Mary went blind overnight. I felt every agonizing minute when Carrie fell down the mine shaft. But the one I'll remember forever, I felt bad for weeks over was when the blind school burned down. And I believe Mrs. Garvey had a baby in her arms, and she was trying to break the window with it to get out. No wonder why my generation is so messed up and resilient, I guess at the same time.

I could go on forever about movies and TV commercials and everything, but what this video is really about to me is the music business. Why? Because it's the career path I chose to take in life.

You know I talked about things being manipulated and fake and exaggerated and all that kind of stuff. Well, I think it all began for me the first time I heard Kiss Alive, I must have listened to that album hundreds if not 1000 times as a kid. A huge part of the excitement of that album is imagining them on stage. I had never really seen a rock band before, so I could just go off the cover of the album, which I'm pretty sure now they just all kind of posed for it in a studio. It just looks like too perfect of a shot to capture live. But you know, you could hear the audience going crazy, and you could hear the fireworks going off and everything. So in my mind, I would imagine what it looked like.

And it wasn't till way later that somebody told me that the whole thing was pretty much, you know, manufactured in a way. I guess it was from a real show. But from what I know, they pumped in the audience cheering, they would like loop it on a tape machine and turn it up whenever they wanted to. And they even went back to the studio and would re record parts. So a lot of it was kind of put together afterwards, but they still capture the energy of a live show. I have to hand it to them, it's a legendary album.

And then I remember the time my dad got cable and we saw MTV for the first time. I had no idea that the bands weren't really performing when I watched their video. For example, I'd see The Pretenders video all the time, Back on the Chain Gang. And I thought Chrissy Hynde was actually singing. You know, I thought she was actually walking around the city and sounding that awesome, which by the way, I'm sure she could, but that wasn't what they were doing for this video, I didn't realize it was a pre-recorded track and they were basically lip syncing over it for the visual aspect for the videos. Now, don't get me wrong, they actually recorded the song initially, but they were just doing the lip syncing for the video. There were other acts later on some very notorious acts that weren't even really singing, they just brought other people in and then they would lip sync to pretend that they were the ones who actually recorded it.

So there is a difference there. But then I saw a lot of the actual live performances on shows like Solid Gold. This is really going way back and a band would come out and KISS was on there, I believe one time, and they would play and they would sound awesome. I didn't realize that they were also you know, faking it on stage for the most part, I think sometimes they would record the music first and then have live vocals, but I think a lot of bands just would lip sync to their own pre-recorded track. And it never occurred to me as a kid how weird it was that a lot of the songs would fade out at the end. That was a big thing that happened back in the day. I figured it was just some guy in the back turning the volume down. I just had no idea.

Throughout the years, there have been bands that have been like protesting doing that. So I think some of the most famous ones were Nirvana, and then you also had Iron Maiden, I think they actually swapped out instruments and you know, we're pretending to play so up to a certain point, a lot of my knowledge and belief in music was all smoke and mirrors.

But all that was about to come to an end and the band that would do it for me of all bands was the Grateful Dead. It's a weird story.

So I feel like I finally saw the wizard behind the curtain. Back when the song Touch of Grey was big. It's one of my favorite Grateful Dead songs. I know that makes me a poser, but I really do love that song. I distinctly remember the video, just the skeletons playing on stage. It was pretty freaky, but cool.

Well, I knew that song inside and out. I memorized all the lyrics. I loved to do that back then to my favorite songs, and then by chance, a radio station played some bootleg version of the tune. Well, the song kicks in and it sounded like complete garbage to me. It was just this mushy sound and the intro went on forever. I was like, when are they going to start the vocals? This can't even be the right song. At the time, my aunt's boyfriend was in the living room. I think he was smoking weed or something, but I asked him to come in because he knew about the Dead. I'm like, is this Touch of Grey? They said it was. It sounds weird. And he goes, “Yeah, man, this is the Dead, it's just LIVE. It was kind of like I could feel my heartbreak, you know? I'm just like, okay, well, thanks, and then he went back out to do his thing.

I contrasted it with KISS Alive. At the time, I didn't know that Kiss went in and re-recorded and all that stuff so I thought maybe KISS is just that much better of a band. That's all.

At the time, we were listening to Shout at the Devil quite a bit on vinyl and I would have had that same reaction if somebody would have been able to show me the live footage of them playing it. It would have been that same gut-dropping sensation, I think.

Whenever I went through my stepdad's records, I would try to find the live versions and I really got to know the difference between the studio-quality and the live-quality, and the studio quality would win out almost every single time until I went to my very first concert. And that's when my mind was blown the other direction.

So my first concert, I know I talk about it all the time, but it was KISS, the Hot in the Shade tour with Slaughter and Faster Pussycat. Well, Slaughter comes out, and Tim Kelly hits this A chord. They're dropped down a whole step, by the way so it's actually a G chord. And he does that toggle switch trick where it turns on and off really fast, the Randy Rhoads, I call it. And I could just feel it, you know, vibrating my chest, it was such an awesome moment, and then they came out, and they killed.

And then Faster Pussycat came out. They didn't do as well, but they were awesome, too.

And then KISS came out and just blew my world wide open. I've heard recordings from that tour, and it sounds okay, but I feel like if I would have heard the recording of the live show first, I would have been disappointed, but because I was at the show, I felt the energy. I finally understood what people meant about going and seeing an actual band live. I mean, you have the lights, you have the cheering, you have the band, you have the volume, you have the weed smoke smell. And so I started to get kind of a soft spot in my heart for live performances, because I realized that what was captured on audio does not do it justice.

So I talked to my stepdad about it, because he's a big deadhead, and he's like, “Yeah, man, you can't really listen to the dead on bootleg, because it doesn't do it nearly the justice as if you went to the show, obviously. It’s like when you go to the actual show and you're around the environment, the atmosphere, and you know, maybe you're chemically, you know, a little bit enhanced, and you watch the dead, it's like you enter a whole different realm, one that you will never experience just sitting there listening to it on a tape.”

I then realized that I would hate it if my favorite bands came out to play live and they always sounded just like the albums, I mean if they never deviated from it, never took a chance, never did anything dangerous, that would be kind of boring. I kind of like the susceptibility of disaster during live shows.

Recently, I went and saw Cyndi Lauper, and a lot of things went wrong and she just kept going, “What are you gonna do? You know, that's live performance for you.”

And like I said earlier, I'm grateful for all that deception. I know it sounds kind of weird. But it really allowed me as a kid to enter this dream world where I thought everything was perfect and rose-colored like my glasses are now when it comes to looking back at it, that is, but I'm still pissed off about those commercials that they showed us because I think some of them did irreparable damage to people.

I mean, I look at everybody who believed that McDonald's was the place to go or you know, you had to drink Coke or smoke these type of cigarettes and they're still paying the price to this day. But as far as just remembering Star Wars, or the first time I saw ET, or the first time hearing KISS Alive, those are all really special to me still. So I guess I've come full circle when it comes to you know, the fakery of my universe growing up.

And then there's the wake up period. It's very painful, but I feel like I've come full circle in accepting it and realizing that it's all part of this weird recipe that's called my life.

But let me know your story. I would love to hear something that you discovered was fake that really destroyed you. So I know this whole Instagram online guitars fakery thing is going to be a hot topic for a little while, but later on when people read this blog post, they're going to be like, “What is he talking about?” But I just wanted you to know why I feel kind of immune to feeling so upset about the whole thing. I lived through much worse, I believe. Okay, so be sure to leave your tale of deception in the comments section and I'll check them out.

10,000 Kicks

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"I fear not the man who practiced 10,000 kicks once, I fear the man who practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee

I realize my biggest mistake when starting Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was that I thought the person who knew the most techniques would always win. I mean if someone attacks you with one move you can beat them if you know the counter move, and if you had 5 attacks from a position and they only know 4 defenses you'd win....right? So I bought every book, DVD, and online lesson possible and began constructing my "cache of options." Instead of working on my basics (posture, position, pressure, defense) I collected hundreds of "cool moves" like flying submissions and moves I couldn't even pronounce.  

Ten years later, I find myself working with the white belts in class and preaching to them against that mindset. "But Mike, isn't there a spinning armbar I can do from here?" *An armbar is a submission hold where the opponent secures one of your arms between their legs forcing it to bend in the wrong direction causing a bad break if you don't tap out (give up.) "Yes," I'll say knowing I'm about to deliver the same advice that used to cause me to roll my eyes, "but do you even know how to hold onto that position? Here, try to armbar me!" He lays on me and then leaps at my far arm in an attempt to prove it can be done. I calmly scoot my body and kick him away with my feet. "How are you going to armbar me if you can't even hold me down in the first place?" They usually understand me by then, unlike my old self. The old me would have just gone back to the books and DVD's, vainly in search of another option. 

So I try and bring that philosophy to guitar, and music in general. I realize that I was able to advance quickly in the beginning because I had limited access to techniques (there was no internet let alone Youtube....yes I'm old!). I also became obsessed with playing only a few well-known riffs so all my attention became a laser-like focus and I was able to execute them in a short amount of time. I didn't have a dominant command but people were able to guess the song I was playing and that's kind of a big deal when you're new to guitar. 

Now we live in an age where you can look up 1000 guitar techniques in a day. Before you're even able to play a G chord you find yourself watching a video on 8-finger tapping. You wouldn't believe how many people come to me with the ability to play fast but have no idea what they're doing or how to apply it in any situation other than playing alone in their bedroom. I recently had a student play a pretty impressive lead run. I gave him props because I knew it must have taken a lot of time to get his fingers to move so fast. So (in a half-snarky manner) I asked him a few pointed questions. "What's the band playing while you're doing that?" He had no clue. I began playing a chord progression and asked him to solo. He got frustrated and began attempting random licks. One-by-one they all sounded bad over my chords. We switched roles and had him strum the chords while I soloed. I went to one of the easiest scales there is (minor pentatonic) and comfortably improvised. He understood right there that all the fancy licks in the world (although amazing on their own and in the correct context) weren't going to help him at this stage, and that skipping all the "basics" was leading him down a dark path. 

In an attempt to inspire my students, I created a mini competition between my drummers (competition seems to be a strong motivator in teenagers). It was a paradiddle contest. I wanted to measure each student's speed and see, not only who was the fastest, but who could improve the most by the end of the month. It's been 3 weeks since we started and sadly it seems like few are really diving into the challenge head-first. What's going on? Should I have included a cash prize? Out of frustration (one of my main motivators) I decided to practice what I preach (pardon the pun) and put an hour a day into my own paradiddle practice. *a paradiddle is a drum sticking pattern where you hit the drum with alternating hands. The pattern is: right, left, right, right and then left, right, left, left. People often say Par-a-di-dle as they play the pattern to stay on track. This would be my "one kick" for the week. 

I made some huge breakthroughs on a technique I thought I knew much about. It didn't happen right away but sometime around the second day of monotonous paradiddle'ing I heard a new pattern emerge. (The 'drum gods' only seem to visit once you prove to them that you're willing to repeat a pattern until you have bleeding hands and/or teary eyes.) I played with it a while and soon I was hearing paradiddles in a different way. Flashes of concepts my old drum teacher taught me finally clicked in fully. Even after all these years I was still able to excavate even deeper into an art I'd been doing since the age of 12. I brought my findings back to my students the following week and I think some of them got my point: If this teacher who's played all his life is still able to learn though diligent daily practice, I haven't been coming close to my own potential. 

So in closing I urge you to not only listen to me, but countless other practitioners who have decades of experience, and practice one kick (or lick;) 10,000 times and not the other way around. -Mike (the-art-of-guitar)

 

Do I Really Need To Learn How To Read Music? (Subscriber Question)


I was lucky enough to learn to read music in Jr. High for violin, and then -through sheer personal will- I forced myself through multiple piano courses and Mel Bay guitar books. After two and a half decades of playing I can think of many times when being able to read made the difference between me (and many musicians I know) getting the gig or not. Here's one instance:

My friend called and said that Whitney Houston's drummer was putting together a band to play a fundraiser. The pay was so good I couldn't say no, plus I wanted to work with the high-level musicians who were in the project. We met at a local music college for practice and the director pulled out sheet music (to everyone's surprise) and basically expected us to sight-read right off the bat. My sight reading skills were akin to an old book you put on the shelf years ago that had collected layers of dust. The first run-through was brutal. I looked over at the other guitarist and he was sweating bullets. I did the old "turn your volume way down and pretend to play" trick until I got my bearing back at which time I acted like nothing had been wrong. In the pressure of having to read, all of my past skills came rushing back and I ended up getting the gig. It was then that I realized how learning to read not only gets you out of tough situations, it can also get you INTO great ones. 

Reasons FOR learning to read music as a guitarist:

1. You get a greater understanding of the fretboard. Trust me, playing Mary Had a Little Lamb with notes can feel a bit embarrassing at first, but you will never forget those few notes again. When you learn to read on guitar, you learn in positions and this is a sure-fire way to memorize the notes on the entire fretboard.

2. Your rhythm counting will go through the roof. When you're forced to play everything in time (I highly recommend playing with a metronome when learning to count rhythms) you naturally become a better, more solid, musician. You learn to trust your inner clock and what follows is the ability to explore and use new rhythmic strumming patterns and melodic phrases. 

3. You can learn to hear a song just by looking at the music. Because of sheer repetition, you begin to almost hear the notes come off the page even though they're just dots on lines. It's a magical time when this happens and you realize it's no different from hearing your inner voice say the words as you read letters in a book. I once heard it said that amusician who can't read music is like a person who can only speak a language but lack the ability to read it or write it down. 

4. You have a deeper understanding of intervals. A good reader can instantly recognize intervals when they see sheet music. This deepens your understanding of the relationship between notes and how melodies and chords interact with each other. Once again, this just adds to your toolbox of knowledge and boosts your confidence as a musician. Higher levels of playing/composing such as note and chord substitutions become much more obvious. 

5. You can find common ground when working with a variety of musicians and instruments. There've been times during recording sessions when musicians insist that they need their parts written down. I find this to be the case with horn players a lot. Even with a limited amount of reading/writing knowledge, you can at least get them on the right path during a session with just a few strokes of a pen. You'll also discover how many people learned their instrument strictly by the book and rely heavily on the written note. It's good to have the ability to bridge the gaps with these types of players. And though it's true that different instruments can have different clefs (Google Clefs ;), they can usually take whatever you give them and transpose it to fit their needs. Also, isn't it cool to know that the notation you write down can be played by musicians all around the world? Yes, music notation is truly a universal language.  

6. You'll get more gigs. If you ever plan to play in jazz combos, orchestra pits, studio sessions, commercial work, etc, you'd better get cracking on that Mel Bay book. Just binge learn and in a few short months you will forever lose your reading insecurities. Sure, if you just plan on playing rock covers around town you probably won't ever have to read music, but why take the chance? ;)

7. You don't want to just rely on TAB. We've got it pretty easy as guitar players. We have TAB (short for tablature which is a simpler number-based alternative method for writing guitar music). If it wasn't for TAB, I would never have learned 90% of the songs I did when I was a teenager. Even though most magazines and books included both TAB and notation, my eyes always skipped right to the TAB, using notation (notes) only if I was having rhythmic issues. Although TAB is amazing, and most guitar magazines eventually ditched notation all together, it does very little to advance your knowledge of music. Yes you can now play Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson, but do you really understand what you're playing? Do you know what scales, intervals, chords, etc, are being used to construct the song? Does you knowledge of the piece go beyond just the physical reproduction of the notes?

8. Learning how to read from a method book exposes the flaws in your technique. For example, the tendency to kill a note before you play the next one. It's easy to not even realize you're doing this until you're forced to play each note slowly and in time. Also, because it's such a tedious process, you'll begin to feel discomfort if your technique isn't perfect. Like if your thumb is resting incorrectly or if you're pushing too hard on the strings. So I like to think of method note reading as a great way to refine yourself technically and tighten the loose screws in your playing as well as your knowledge. 

Reasons AGAINST learning to read music as a guitarist.

1. Getting good at reading takes time, getting great at reading can take a LONG time. Steve Vai once spent an entire summer dedicating himself to bettering his reading skills. He said that after the long three months he felt he hadn't improved very much if at all. My guess is that he was already decent at it, but didn't do enough in that amount of time to reach the next level, which is the insantly high level of sight-reading. So if you're satisfied just playing songs, riffs, and licks, reading TAB could be enough for you. 

2. You may never be in a situation that requires it. This is a pretty weak reason not to learn to read because you can't predict the future. You may think you'll only ever jam in your basement or with some friends, but you can't really know. What if you keep getting better and better and suddenly someone wants you to play at their church or something. You'll always have that voice in your head wondering if you're going to have to read music when you arrive. Trust me, the few months it takes to get a decent handle of reading is worth it. 

3. Reading requires the use of the logical part of your brain. A lot of guitarists worry that learning too much theory or how to read can hamper their creative side. Like I said before, you don't need to read music to be a great artist (I believe someone told me that Paul McCartney never learned how to read or write music notation). However, I don't believe that learning how something works takes away from the ability to create art. I actually see it coming from different parts of your brain. When I first learned how to read, I really felt like I was doing math problems, which I hated. "Can't I just play music???" is all I could think to myself. Then a funny thing happened. After about three months of practice, I began to "read without reading." I can only describe this as how you feel when you tie your shoes; It's more of an automatic sensation. Once your reading hits a certain level, you no longer feel it coming from the logical part of the brain. That being said, it can take some time and some people aren't willing to put in that much effort for something that doesn't pay off right away. 

Well I thought I'd have more arguments against reading music but I guess not. So it's 8-3 in favor of you learning to read! People ask, "Why don't you teach reading music on your website (the-art-of-guitar.com)?" Since I learned how to read from method books (mostly Mel Bay's Modern Guitar Method), I find it redundant to try and re-explain what's already been explained at such a high level. Plus teaching how to read doesn't translate well in video form, at least not yet. I believe I have a lot to offer in terms of general guitar teaching but when it comes to actual music reading, I must defer to those who have developed their methods for decades. So go to them for reading, and come to me for everything else. ;) -Mike G

10 Hard Truths About Practicing (What Your Guitar Teacher Won't Tell You)

Hey everyone. I'm here to divulge some secret information about (what seems to be the lost art of) practicing your instrument. I'll try to keep it short and to the point, but that doesn't mean it's any less important. It means today is my day off from teaching and I want to go home and watch Black Mirror on Netflix so.....

1. I can't feel bad if you don't practice. This might sound harsh, but I remember the days when I'd get all bent out of shape every time a student "forgot" to practice. It became clear that if I wanted to live past the age of 30 and not die of a heart attack, I'd have to change my ways. I still remember the day of revelation: My student walked in and for the hundredth time told me he didn't have time to play. I didn't react as he expected but instead said, "Oh man, that's a bummer for you," and continued on with the lesson. He seemed shocked and acted weird for most of the class. I half-expected a phone call the next day from his mom saying he was going to "take a break" but that call never came. He instead quit making excuses and began to play a little more often. Before he went off to college he actually became a decent musician and even though he might not remember that exact moment, the moment I finally snapped, I know a part of it stayed with him. 

2. If you don't put in the time, you don't receive the rewards. (and would you even value the rewards if they came easy?) It's no different than exercise. Let's say you challenge yourself to do 100 pushups in a row in a month's time. I guarantee you're going to feel great the day all your hard work pays off and you make it to that 100th pushup. That's a feeling that will stay with you forever. Now imagine you lied and just told everyone you did 100 pushups. Compare that feeling. Don't cheapen your life by expecting a sense of fulfillment without putting in the work. I've had "naturally talented" students learn guitar fairly fast but got little joy from the experience. Because they barely had to work to sound decent, they only experienced maybe a fraction of the joy they could have had if they had to struggle to get there. Sadly, when we got to the higher, more difficult levels of lessons, they couldn't handle it and some quit shortly afterward. 

3. You're probably neglecting your metronome. Just today I asked a student how often she uses a metronome. "What's a metronome," she asked. My heart ached. You'd think everyone would be using a metronome now that they're widely available on any device, many for free, but the opposite seems to be true. (Gone are the days of buying that small wooden pyramid that annoyingly clicks to remind you of the sad state of your timing.) If you're not devoting at least a portion of your practice time to playing with a click (another term for a metronome) you aren't doing yourself any favors when it comes to developing your rhythm, or inner pulse. Metronomes give you a tangible number or beats per minute, that you can use to measure your progress both in speed and consistency. I'll cover metronome playing much more on the site in the near future but for now check out my "intro to metronomes" lesson click here and/or download an app and play around. Make it your friend and it will help your playing tremendously..oh and will always be on time. ;)

4. It's okay not to practice (once in a while) when life gets busy or even if you just don't feel like it. I know how crazy life can get. There are a ton of things I should be working on right now but I don't always get to them, and honestly sometimes I just don't feel like practicing...period. Like today for example: I had a three-hour show the night before and then another gig this afternoon. I saw my guitar sitting next to me when I got home and had no desire to pick it up, and didn't feel bad about it at all. As an instructor for over twenty years, I've come to realize that not everyone has the burning desire to put in the time it takes to become a Steve Vai or Jimi Hendrix. Some people just like to play for fun and that's totally fine.

5. Don't treat practice like you treat school homework. Guitar practice is NOT homework and if you love it enough, it won't really feel like work. Too many student are brain-washed into thinking that all of life is like school. Why? Because it's all we know for the first few decades of our existence. Wake up, go somewhere for 8 hours, come home and veg out, do homework against our will, and then go to bed just to do it all over again. Because you might dread the idea of homework, you lump music practice in with that feeling. Don't make this mistake. The consequence is that you'll only practice enough to skim the surface (just like memorizing just enough school work to pass a test) and this can keep you from advancing as well as you could be. Playing an instrument, although can feel like a lot of work at first, eventually becomes a complete joy to play once you get past the first few awkward stages. It can even be a great way to escape or relieve the stress you DO get from life's obligations. I've never heard someone say, "Man I'm stressed, I think I'll do a bunch of homework!" But I have heard people describe how just a few minutes of playing can calm their mind.   

6. You're probably not optimizing your practice time. A lot of students think that practicing guitar means jamming a few songs right before your lesson. This is an example of scattered playing, not focused practicing. I'm in the process of developing my personal practice routine and will release it very soon on this site, but for now let's just say that you can organize guitar practice just like a personal trainer can put together a workout routine. (another exercise analogy, sorry) You can get a good start now by thinking of practice not as a time for noodling around, but a time to really focus on a few key areas of playing. If you're taking lessons, ask your teacher to list your top three weakest areas of guitar and begin with those. If you have trouble with alternate picking for example, set your phone's timer for 5 minutes and do nothing but picking scales in that time (preferable with a metronome). Choose another area for the next 5 and so on. Much more to come on this topic...stay tuned. 

7. You're most likely not practicing enough to match your potential. If you ask any guitar teacher how much you should practice they're sure to say the same thing: "Practice as much as you can, but do at least 30 minutes a day." What they really want to say is, "If you're truly passionate about your instrument you wouldn't even ask that question." Do you ever hear a kid ask, "How long should I play my Playstation each week?" I used to put in 6-8 and sometimes 10 hours of playing each day. That sometimes included band practice as well. (Yes we had no internet but I could have just as well wasted my time hanging at the mall or something.) I try not to tell this to all my students since it might give them the illusion that it takes that much effort to get good. I was/am obsessed with guitar so I went all out with it. I've seen plenty of people get great just by persistent, not so obsessive, practice as well. If you simply want to improve, then play a little each day, even if it's only for 5 minutes. As you get better and start having more fun playing, you'll naturally want to do it more often.  

8. In a world full of distractions, don't let practicing music fall by the wayside. Do you know how many parents tell me they wish they'd have kept playing music? It's staggering how many times I hear that confession. Here's a cure for that, never stop playing! I know I'm being snarky but really, why would you ever want to stop playing music? Sure it's easy to be biased, but it just doesn't compute when I hear someone say, "Well I used to play guitar all the time but then I just quit doing it." To a musician, that's like saying, "One day I just decided to stop breathing!" Once again snarky I know, but it has to be said. :) Imagine yourself on your deathbed. Are you going to look back and be glad you watched Netflix all day when you were young? Are you going to reminisce about all the times you stared at your Facebook wall? Or are you more likely to look back fondly on expressing yourself, getting great at something, being creative, and possibly having had the experience of playing music with friends and/or making friends through music? 

9. The best guitar players are often those who failed the most but just kept practicing/playing. By far, the best part of teaching music has to be when a student has a breakthrough or a revelation. Why? Because I know they'll never go back to being the same player ever again. One student in particular was having trouble understanding how a G Major scale could also be an E minor scale at the same time. I explained the theory to him again, almost word-for-word as I did before, but this time it actually clicked and he almost fell backwards off his chair. He went home that night and played around with that idea and it led to a cascade of "guitar epiphanies" and his abilities skyrocketed. Just before this happened he was getting a little frustrated and didn't think he could ever understand theory or anything more complex than the basics. Remember, breakthroughs usually happen just after you climb a mountain of frustration. Imagine how many times Steve Vai went to bed in tears because he couldn't pull off a certain solo. Or think of how many "bad" notes your favorite guitar player had to play before they overcame their mistakes. Like they say in martial arts: A black belt is just a white belt that never quit. 

10. I want you to become a good person as well as a good musician. I don't care if you've mastered "blindfolded 8-finger sweep arpeggio trill tapping" <--(I may have just made that up) if you haven't also developed inwardly as a human being. Great, you can play the guitar, but that's where your growth stopped? As your guitar teacher I'm not going to feel like I succeeded. Why? Because working hard and practicing an instrument is about more than just getting good at music. Just as playing chess or doing martial arts isn't a means to its own end, it's a means to inner development, at least to me. The journey of music first takes the inner path. This is the time when you have to dig deep, put in your practice hours, and bring yourself up to a level of competency. What follows is an outward journey where you bring your music, your art, your self, into the world. I believe, that if you successfully walk both the inner and outer path, it's going to be nearly impossible not to also develop as a human being as well. Otherwise, I might as well be programming robots to play. 

Well I ended up writing way more than I planned, but I hope my words inspire you to pick up your instrument more, or at least stop you from making excuses for not practicing. And I hope it also gives you hope that with just a bit more effort you can get to that place where playing is less about work and thinking, and more about enjoyment, growth, and freedom. -Mike

 

Things Top Professional Musicians Rarely Do

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Jack Black

I've noticed a few things in my years as a working musician. One is the difference between the busiest working musicians in town verses the musicians that perhaps don't get as many gigs as they would want. I'll just cut right to the list but keep in mind I'm not trying to bash anyone, just letting you know what I've come to realize as a list of things the best working musicians never seem to do. 

1. Show Up Late -There may be an unwritten rule that the better you are at your instrument the more leeway you get in terms of slacking off. If someone shows up ten minutes late but nails all the parts, it's easy for the band leader to cut them slack. However, when I think of the best players I've ever worked with, they seem to be great players AND show up on time. Yes as musicians we tend to put punctuality further down the list than most, but when it comes to being a pro, being on time is a constant. 

2. Show Up Unprepared -You'll almost never see a pro musician have the "deer in the headlights" look during rehearsal. Especially these days when pretty much everyone is accessible through text and email. A pro will usually show up with a majority of the music in their heads and if not they'll have a few charts or notes to help out. Sure you'll always have those "jobbers" who can seem to just figure out songs on the fly, but that's extremely rare and not always ideal. For example, I was in a cover band and we had a bass player show up not having rehearsed even one of the songs. Even though he got through it pretty well, our singer was a bit peeved that most of the bass lines were just improvised and the actual parts were neglected. He never got a call back. As my friend Mark Mallman says, "Rehearsal is where you play the songs that you should have already 'practiced' at home." 

3. Noodle While On Stage -One thing that screams, "I'm an amateur!!!," is the act of noodling while on stage. While the rest of the band is discussing the song arrangement, you'll see that one player with their volume all the way up practicing their parts or worse, just making noise. Don't do this, it gives the rest of the band the impression that you're scatterbrained, unprepared, stuck in your own head, and maybe even kind of a dick. ;) If you're trying out for a band, this is a sure killer of chances. 

4. Blame Others For Their Mistakes -You'll never hear a pro musician say, "Oh I would have nailed that solo but the bass player messed me up with that spinning rock kick!" Nope, a pro will take it on the chin and use the experience as a chance to learn. Yes there will be times when you study your ass off, learn your parts note-for-note, play it perfect, but someone else in the band messes up. Unless you're the leader of the group you should just carry on. Hopefully the leader knows where the problem lies, it's not your place to call anyone out. 

5. Overstep Their Role -I am so guilty of this. Because I teach music for a living I used to always make suggestions to the band about how we could improve the songs; I couldn't get out of "teacher mode." Over the years I've learned to keep my damn pie hole shut and recognize who is making the calls. Try to find out who the leader of the band is and respect their wishes, and if they're totally democratic about decisions, hold your tongue unless you feel you really have a valid suggestion. You'd be surprised how many people, myself included, want to make suggestions just to feel like they're contributing something. Though they may be well-intentioned suggestions, you don't always have to have a say. You wouldn't believe the enormous weight that lifted off my shoulders the day I gave up trying to make all the calls. 

6. Have Gear Issues -Okay, I'm writing this just weeks after I forgot my guitar strap at the rehearsal space and had to borrow one at a show. That being said, a pro musician will rarely have gear snafu's at gigs. They know what to bring and are usually prepared for many potentially ugly situations. A bass player friend of mine actually brings his "emergency suitcase" to every show. In it, he has everything he, or sometimes his band mates, could need in case of a problem. I think he has strings, fuses, batteries, straps!, picks, and probably even a Rambo knife in that thing. Try and imagine all the things that could go wrong and prepare for them. A show can come to a screeching halt at the death of a single tube or a bad wire. 

7. Overplay -Yet another issue I, and many guitarists, struggle with. Deep down we all want to play well and make our group better with our contribution. This can lead to overplaying. Yes the human ego can cause this, and often does, because it feels it has something to prove at all times. Overplaying or playing too loud can be a real pain for your band mates, and often the sound tech. I remember hearing a cover band play a slow-tempo classic rock song and when the solo section hit, the guitar player neglected the melodic solo (that's actually in the song) and started rippin' sweep arpeggios at full volume. Journey's Lights never sounded so painfully aggressive. Try and be aware of your musical role within the song. Listen beyond your part and hear the band as a whole. Ask yourself, "If I were mixing this song in a studio, would I want my guitar to be this loud?" I think my sound tech would say I'm getting better at this...I don't know though, I usually can't hear him when I'm playing. ;) hehe

8. Overindulge In Booze or Drugs -This can vary quite a bit, since some people can handle (and sometimes play better on) various amounts of mind-altering substances. I'm just talking about when it begins to diminish the player's ability to perform. I'll never forget a metal show we played when we were teenagers. The headlining band had a little too much time to kill before the show, and their lead guitarist had a bit too much of the "good medicine." Forget about playing his usual intricate solos, the guy couldn't even stand up. He had to actually lean against the back wall to keep from toppling over. His band mates weren't too impressed either and I heard he got a severe tongue-lashing after they left the stage; and now that I think of it, I think they may have broken up after that incident. Pro players know their limits and usually stay within them. If not, it's probably because they're playing some small bar in the middle of Wisconsin, and got a hotel there for the night. ;)

9. Bring Negative Vibes to the Group -Once again, if you're a complete badass at your instrument you can get away with being a little "edgy," but it seems like the best of the best aren't like this. In fact, they all seem to be on this "Cloud 9" state of mind. Seems to be some sort of enlightened musician vibe that I'm constantly trying to figure out. Most of the musicians that do bring the "dark energy" to bands end up band-less fairly quickly, unless that musician is the leader of their own band. You can spot the dark energy folk immediately by their words. They'll be the ones bad-mouthing other musicians, former (and current) band members, and are always bitching about something out of your control. So lighten up, try to bring some light to the band, and maybe someday you'll achieve that Cloud 9 mind. If you do, let me know how you did it. :)


10. Double-Book Themselves -And again I have to rip myself for being a hypocrite. In my defense, I haven't double-booked myself in a while now ever since I figured out Google Calendar. A pro will always have their calendar on hand, especially in this digital world, and know exactly when they're available. I can't think of a time when one of the elite players in town ever called and said, "Oh shit guys, I just realized I already have a gig tonight, sorry but you're on your own!" If they did double-book, they let you know far in advance and/or find you a replacement player. So keep track of your dates and make sure you're always looking a week ahead to avoid any upcoming scheduling catastrophes. 

I'm sure there are many more things pro musicians rarely do, but I'm tired and have to practice so, until next time. -Mike G